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John Goldenbeard presents Spouder and other friends.
A small magical spider named Spouder introduces you to a journey through 23 separate light hearted poems about chickens, puppies, trains, trolls and other wonderful things. Take a look below for excerpts.
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Squirrelly Whirrelly

"A tiny little squirrelly whirrely, was snuggling with her mom,
in the hollow of a big old oak all comfortable and warm,
And when she grew a little bit, a few weeks from being born,
she’d venture just a bit outside, and nibble some acorns.
And when she grew a little more, and ran and climbed the trees,
she'd play among the flowers, and chew sunflower seeds . . .

Ol' Snod

"Magic is just nonsense, silly nonsense!" said ol' Snod
"There's a perfect explanation any time there's something odd."
"There's no such thing as wizards, stinky trolls or dragonkin,
and that tinkling elvish forest laughter's really just the wind.
When you think you saw a fairy it was all just in your head.
Enough nonsense for one day, and now I'm off to bed."
But late that night as Snod slept tight, all snuggled up and warm,
a wizard crept into his room and cast a sleeping charm . . .

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The Little Engine that Wouldn't

"I’m sure that you’ve heard of the engine that could,
a little Blue engine so helpful and good.
But now that you’re older and you know quite a lot,
it’s time that you learned of the one who would not.
A little red engine, called Harold by name.
Harold didn’t like to help, but he liked to complain . . .

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